Chong's Father Funny Up In Smoke (1978) scene

FATHER: Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
Son, your mother and me would like you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy, he's a... he's a bright kid and, uh, he's going to military school and, uh, 'member he was an eagle scout and, uh,

MOTHER: Arnold! ...{unclear}

FATHER: {yelling} Will ya shut up!?! Were not gonna have a family brawl!

MOTHER: {unclear}... and a retard.

FATHER: We put up with a hell of a lot! Ya lift weights. Build your god damn muscles, huh?! You know you could build your muscles pickin strawberries! You know, bend and scoop, like the Mexicans! Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit, I got a buddy with United Fruit. Get 'cha started. Start with strawberies you might work your way up to these god damn bananas! When boy, when, are you gonna get your act together?

CHONG: {Burps in his face}

MOTHER: Gross!

FATHER: Oh good God almighty me, I think he's the antichrist. Anthony, I want to talk to you. Now listen! {yelling} Don't walk away from me when I'm talkin to ya! You get a goddamn job before sundown, or were shipping ya off to military school with the god damn Finkelstein shit-kid! Son of a Bitch!